Wednesday, July 05, 2006

THE STUPID POST

I realised I never did quite put any funny anecdotes on this site before.. so here's two.

Last week, I was blading with 'Fat Boy' at ECP and we chanced upon this gal who was cycling with a very very odd top on. And as she whizzed past, we realised what was so weird about it. This goofball was wearing a bikini top but was so shy about cycling around in it, she had put a bedsheet or tee shirt infront of it. I can'tquite remmeebr which but i'm guessin it's the former seein if it's a tee, she could just put it on. And I tell you, it's a funny sight. And because of her forward motion, she didn't really need much effort in keep it there cos the wind just held it up there. Sigh... the weird things people do.

AND...

today, I was waiting at a bus stop for my bus (duh) whenI noticed this lady. Ok hot lah.. not hot hot.. Say, around 20ish. Anyway, along came this uncle who was cycling and going 'ding ding ding' with his bell as he tried to whiz past the crowd. And as he passed the lady, she caught his eye. So after he passed her around a metre or so, he stopped dead in his tracks and turned back and kept lookin at her, bending back a lil to get a better look. I was like :s wtf... I mean, it's not tt the bus stop was empty or anything but it was darn crowded lah and bloody obvious sia. Sheesh... Anyway, he went along his way after a few secs tho it did feel rather long.

I tell you, the funny things people do.

And let's not forget ths stupid thing of the day for me. I 'brilliantly' decided to go to the canon service centre down by harbour front. And because the darn thing closes at 5.30. I figuered I'd better hurry. But I only managed to leave the house around 1615. Well, I had to change 2 buses. And by the time I managed to catch my 2nd bus, it was already 1655. i was optimistic of course and still had hoped I would reach there in time. But that was not to be cos when i awoke later, at 1725, I was still a good bloody 20 minsm, at least, from my location. In the end, I got off n took the bus on the opposite side of the raod back home. Talk about a lousy idea. What was I thinking. Sheesh....

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